i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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