She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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