How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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