windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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