my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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