p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You were trust falling into bushes
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
