Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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