If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You're like the curious george of whores
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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