Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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