After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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