what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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