Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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