I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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