I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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