Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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