at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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