just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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