My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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