mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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