So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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