I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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