He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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