no. you can't hotbox the world.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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