It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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