I puked a lego.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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