try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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