We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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