That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
home. puking in laundry basket.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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