its not stalking. its research.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
