Me too!
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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