no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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