her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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