"it" just moved
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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