Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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