you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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