Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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