I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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