But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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