She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Im part way to drunk.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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