You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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