sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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