Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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