I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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