you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
