Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He has the fingertips of a God
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