Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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