Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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