How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I have aggressive nipples.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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