Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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