Just mADE A PArabola og urine
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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