you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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