just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
