who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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