so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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